Recipe: Southern Bisquits

Cat Head Biscuits

3 ½ c. self rising flour
¼ c. oil
1 ¼ c. buttermilk
¼ c. melted butter
Pinch salt

Preheat oven 500 degrees.

Using a mixing bowl add flour then milk pour oil over milk. Take a table spoon and mix until well incorporated forming a ball. Pour dough onto a flat floured surface using paraffin paper light sprinkled with flour. Now sprinkle flour lightly over dough. Take hands and press out to 1 in. in thickness. Take a large biscuit cutter and cut out biscuits. Use excess dough by re forming into a ball and press out again cutting till all is used. Place onto a lightly greased baking sheet. Bake until light brown. When removed brush tops with melted butter and sprinkle with a dab of salt. Serve hot. Enjoy.

Recipe: Never buy brownie mix again

Never buy boxed brownie mix again! Follow the recipe below and make brownies for approximately $0.30 a mix!

1 Cup Sugar              1/2 Cup All-Purpose Flour 

1/3 Cup Cocoa         1/4 tsp Salt                                 1/4 tsp Baking Powder
Put mix in plastic bags or mason jars.

(Write ingrediants to add at baking time, baking temperature, and time to bake on bag)

At Baking Time Add: 

2 Eggs                       1/2 Cup Vegetable Oil               1 teaspoon Vanilla.

Bake @ 350 degrees for 20-25 minutes in an 8x8 or 9x9 pan.

Video: Amazing Dog Tricks

Great video of a very talented dog.  This disproves anyone who claims animals are not intelligent.  I beleive that we were created to be in a harmonious relationship with all animal kind, so is unsurprising to find that animals have the capacity to communicate with humans and we with them.

Amazing Dog Tricks

Men now second class citizens

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/07/12/men-new-second-class-citizens/?intcmp=HPBucket

High School 1957 vs 2013

HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2013 - Sad, but true

Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack..
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2013 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2013 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it. They are also required to attend six weeks of anger management therapy.

Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2013 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2013 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
2013 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2013 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot read & write English.

Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2013 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.

Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2013 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

This should hit every Facebook timeline to show how stupid we have become ! ! !

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KFNote: I included the tag "bioethics" because this is how ethics are taught.  

Recipe: Peanutbutter Sheet Cake

Peanut Butter Sheet Cake

Ingredients
2 cups Sugar
1 teaspoon Baking Soda
2 cups Flour
1 teaspoon Salt
2 sticks Butter
1 cup Water
1 cup Peanut Butter
½ cups Milk
1 teaspoon Vanilla
2 whole Eggs
1 stick Butter
½ cups Peanut Butter
6 teaspoons Milk
1 pound Powdered Sugar

Preparation Instructions
In a large bowl, mix together sugar, baking soda, flour and salt. Set aside.
Combine butter, water and peanut butter in saucepan and bring to boil. Pour over flour mixture.
Add milk, vanilla and eggs. Mix.
Pour in large cookie sheet or jelly roll pan. Bake at 400F degrees for 20 minutes.
Frosting:
Bring butter, peanut butter and milk to boil in saucepan. Add one pound of powdered sugar. Pour warmed frosting over cooled cake.

DIY: Icechest n Fan Airconditioner

Actually a pretty smart idea.

Recipe: CHOCOLATE PEANUT-BUTTER NO BAKE COOKIES

This recipe can easily be doubled to make a larger batch.

CHOCOLATE PEANUT-BUTTER NO BAKE COOKIES

Ingredients:
2 cups Sugar
4 tablespoons Hersheys Cocoa Powder
1 stick Butter
1/2 cup Milk
1 cup Peanut Butter (I like the chunky kind)
1 tablespoon Vanilla Extract
3 cups Oatmeal
Waxed paper

Directions:
In a heavy saucepan bring to a boil, the sugar, cocoa, butter and milk.
Let boil for 1 minute then add peanut butter, vanilla and oatmeal.
On a sheet of waxed paper, drop mixture by the teaspoonfuls,
until cooled and hardened.